Oh, by the way, it’s Tom. Tom does these posts now, because posts are cool.

In this episode of Turtlestomp:

• GUEST HOSTS
• GUEST HOSTS
• GUEST HOSTS
• …did I mention, GUEST HOSTS!

Music

• Ben Forbes – Fuck off

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• Yeah, a day late, don’t blame Tom
• The Sacrifice feedback and an interesting mutation this week
• Minecraft again
• Boomer impersonations
• Harry Gomm
• Free Bejeweled
• Brett disappears (and nobody notices at first)

Music

• Johnny Bravo Theme Tune

Links in this episode

• The actual Harry Gomm
• MineCraft
• dahouse (again) (Cheese meant to pimp them out this episode and beg for donations, but he got a bit distracted and forgot)

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• Back? Really?
• The polycount update/ MannConomy update
• The Sacrifice
• Minecraft
• So much listener participation/distraction

Music

• Talkin bout Minecraft – Bobby Yarsulik

Links in this episode

• The Sacrifice
• MineCraft
• dahouse ^.^

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• New Dick Per Minute (DPM) rating
• MasterCheese gets replaced by Microsoft Anna
• Discussion of EA sports’ corporate penis
• Brett talks again
• Cheesebot needs more RAM
  

Music

• Emerald Hill Zone- Vernian Process
• Death Egg – Sonic 3

Links in this episode

• MOREtotheGAME
• RGOTW – Battlefield Bad Company 2
• Daryl’s Planned PC specs

Homework

• Email us your rig’s specs?

Images

Tom’s old rig

Cheese’s Maths

Gmod hanging

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Official DPM (Dicks per Minute) rating : 1.902

Hopefully audio quality should be upped this episode, with people adjusting and a difference in recording method! Do tell us if it sounds any better!

In this episode of Turtlestomp:

• Tom dies
• Tom undies
  
• MasterCheese touches himself
• Need For Speed: World
• Some other stuff I forget
  

Music [Theme: Tom's choice gaming tracks]

• Positive Force – SoulEye (From the album PPPPPP, the soundtrack to VVVVVV)
• Cave Story (Plantation) – Studio Pixel (From the soundtrack to the PC version of Cave Story)
• Chemical Plant Zone – Retro Remix Revue (From vol. 1, based off of the Sonic 2 zone)
• Ain’t no rest for the wicked – Cage the Elephant (The Intro song for Borderlands)

Links in this episode

• Sushi Cat Review
• Just Cause Demo Opinions

Homework

• Have you ever played a game with an incorrect peripheral?
• What’s your opinion on Rhythm-Action games in general?

A boring long-winded explanation from Daryl

That’s what was the plan for podcast number 3 when we had recorded it. However when editing I personally thought I had broken the recordings when cheese’s voice randomly dropped pitch for no reason. 1 month week then passed and here we are again. This time with the original 4 hosts only, and the recordings broke in the same way. This time I kept the sound recordings, and after all of that guess who’s fault it was:

NOT MINE

So because we desperately want to get a podcast up. We have decided to make cheese look like a massive dick who’s voice gets incredibly low and unable to make any sense from. We’ll get him to look at it in time for next cast So let’s do this:

In this episode of Turtlestomp:

• Discussion of podcasting fail, and livecast fail
  
• Opinions on PCs vs Consoles
  
• Steam for MAC and Free portal
  
• Dr Who PC game
  
• Humble Indie bundle
• Dicks per minute rating to be implemented
  

Music

• Cave Story – Vernian Process
• Ain’t no rest for the wicked – Cage the Elephant (The Intro song for Borderlands)

Links in this episode

• Humble indie bundle
• Doctor Who adventure game
• SoftcoreGamer

Homework

• Email us if you are still listening and/or are still alive?

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Despite the lack of a podcast recently, don’t think that we’re not actually doing things. Infact, we’ve recorded two casts you’ll not have heard thanks to a certain someone being a little slow on the editing front >__>

Anyway, whilst they writhe around in the creative editing pipeline, the rest of us decided to take matters (and Toby) into our own hands. So here’s Tom, Cheese, Brett and Toby chatting about The Passing DLC for L4D2 as they play it through, poorly.

Let us know what you think in the comments, should we game and cast more often?

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We’ve already managed to screw our numbering up, what with this technically being #4, but anyone who complains about that is a pedant.

In this episode of Turtlestomp:

• MasterCheese has acid head, silly accents ensue.
  
• Toby nobly steps in, but not enough to open the email.
  
• Brett actually talks (a bit)!
  
• We got onto iTunes! (Holy crap).
• The new Medal of Hono[u]r trailer.
• Toby masturbates over his printer.

Links in this episode

• .Tom’s Box design and MasterCheese’s review of Pie
• Virtual reality sphere
• Medal of Hono[u]r trailer
• Toby’s beastly star-trek-esque CPU cooler
• RGOTW: Hannah Montanna the Movie Video game
• Still Alive (Remix) – Raddox (Ending track)

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In this episode of Turtlestomp:

• We keep to a minimum of fail
• Cocks
• We love VVVVVV
• Daryl talks about the Blur beta
• MasterCheese is scarred for life
• Mailbag.
  

Links in this episode:

• Sushi Cat!
• VVVVVV (Site)
• VVVVVV (Demo)
• VVVVVV (Super Gravitron video)
• VVVVVV (Veni Vidi Vici!)
• VVVVVV (Tom’s review)
• Just Cause 2 (“Rocket speedboat fucking awesome”)
• Recalibrated (David Turners and Matthew Walkden’s gaming webcomic)
• Spectrograph (Send your face through audio, just for Rob)
• Penis Stationary (Yeah, just listen to the cast…)
• Beowulf the game (Random game of the week)
• Life’s so Hard – Marc with a c (Ending track)
• AppliedIRC (Because we love them <3)
• Make us a Mailbag jingle. You know you want to.

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Today we were meant to be recording our first ever official episode, with y’know content and the like. However, it would seem the powerful combined forces of internet and fail decided to KO any attempts to bring this back on the [Daryl]roll. So here’s what’s been scavenged from the recordings, what went on? This went on:

• Tom was 13 minutes late trying to get his landlord to fix his internet
• Tom disconnected after 10 minutes
• Tom got the landlord to reset and fix the router
• Tom disconnected again
• Landlord had left, leaving Tom without internet
• Tom actually PAID for BTFon, which turned out to be a pile of shit
• When Tom left, Daryl and MasterCheese attempted to go on, but TOM IS TOO AWESOME TO CONTINUE WITHOUT  [Yeah, re-writing this post is fun -Tom]

Apologies to all listeners who wrote in, we still have your questions, and we’ll try and answer them next week if we didn’t!

Tom's sorry face ;_;

Tom has been whipped mercilessly by the other hosts (and received an IRC ban for a while ;_; Fuck you guise), and he promises to get somewhere with a decent connection to record next time.

So here’s what we have, the podcast that couldn’t.

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Apologies for occasional dips in Tom’s mic quality, he’s been shouted at and he promises to have it fixed by next week.

We’ve numbered this cast #0 because this is our beta. Testing, testing, one two, one two. Internet, can you hear us?

So yes, if it sounds like it’s just a bunch of chaos loosely strung together… that’s because it was. Tom hadn’t slept, so was rantier than usual (He’ll calm down next episode, honest) and hopefully we’ll all be sorted out with what we’re actually doing.

In this episode of TurtleStomp:

• What is a TurtleStomp? and who?
• Tom pisses off Australia [No, Australia pisses off me - Tom]
• MasterCheese takes on an interesting challenge
• We discover what makes good DLC

Links in this episode:

• MLB 09, AI Fail
• Nitro Btke
• Ben Forbes – Killing Floor [End Song]

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